Nine-Months Pregnant

Mom: I wish men could know how it feels to be nine-months pregnant, just for a day.
Me: You remember that big breakfast I had at Mrs. Murphy’s Irish Bistro yesterday?
Mom: You’re comparing that to being pregnant?

I slept on the couch that night, son.

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